Jesus Thought He Was Saving the World But the World Thought He was Saving Their Bacon

by Mike Wilson

This led to a multitude of misunderstandings
megachurches
armies

Pile your treasures in heaven
he said
but Jesus might have gotten that wrong too

Bless his heart

They took his sneakers
crucified him
invested his Holy Spirit in bitcoin

On earth
as it is in heaven

Jesus should have explained a little better